Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Kachi the Great and Powerful Part 1

  This is the story of how Kachi came to be in the Roly poly family. It was just another day Roly was done reading the book "DOGLOCK HOLMES"  and was bored so he looked out the front window to see if his family was home." Hmmm.. where are they? will they bring back food? do they still love me? "  just then the car parks in the driveway " FFFFOOOOOOOOOOOODDD?!?!?!?!?! " Roly howled, the door creaked  open but instead of there being a bag of food there was a dog smaller than Roly himself! Roly's family put the mini dog down by a HUGE plate of meat for it to eat. Roly was outraged, so he went to check out the mini dog to see what was going on. Roly first tried the nice way to deal with it, " WHO ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING MY FOOD? AND GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! " barked Roly. When the mini dog turned around Roly saw the most beautiful dog EVER, the mini dog was a female and a pretty one at it. She had long luscious lashes, shiny gold and white fur with long wisps, and the most beautiful smile. Then she opened her mouth and barked " My name is Kachi and this is my food so GET THE HELL AWAY FROM IT! " to be continued...                

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Mmmm....Pork Chops...

 Does this NOT look like pork chops???  Well look again!!!  look at his leg...SEE?!?!
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Friday, March 23, 2012

Is That a Rug????

 If you like dogs and rugs this is good for you it is the....Puprug   so you can have a dog and a rug! 
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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Greek Gods and Roly part 3: Wooing Roxy

After Roxy walked away Roly said " Woof." "What?!" said Roxy. "I just woofed so I Could see your pretty face." said Roly
"Oh thank you."
said Roxy
Roly looked in Roxy's eyes and said " You have pretty eyes." Roxy blushed and said "Thank you again." "Sorry I ate your ham." said Roly. "Its ok." said Roxy " You want some popcorn?" said Roly "Ok." said Roxy then Roly BARKED and popcorn fell from the SKY. "COOL!!!!!" said Roxy. "Do you want to eat popcorn at my house?" said Roly "YES!!!!." said Roxy. And so Roly and Roxy spent the day together and with popcorn to and that is how Roly and Roxy met. <)

Friday, March 16, 2012

Greek Gods and Roly part 2: Roly x Roxy

Roly and Roxy are gods and this is how they met. One day Roly was walking and looking at the sky. Roly looked down and saw HAM Roly ate the HAM and looked up and saw Roxy" DID YOU LIKE THE HAM?" said Roxy "YES" said Roly " YOU ATE MY HAM!!!" said Roxy Roly being Roly said nothing. Roxy walked away madly but Roly thought she was being cute. TO BE CONTINUED..

Friday, March 9, 2012

Greek Gods and Roly

If Roly was a greek god he would be the god of POPCORN ALL HAIL THE POPCORN GOD! Roly the popcorn god is loved by many women but ONE woman loves Roly MORE than any girl on earth. Her name is ROXY she loves Roly she is the goddess of HAM. Roly and Roxy got married and had two kids ROCKY and RUBY gods of POPCORN and HAM.

Roly the Bone thief

Roly steels bones from Nala but because he is mad at her.If Roly did steel bones I'd say "Roly why?" And my mom would say "Roly you know better." Nala would say "Roly your going to jail!" <) Roly dos't like bones at all but he eats them.

Roly "loves" Nala

Roly dos't really like are own puppy Nala. Roly would like to kill Nala then live with her. Roly BITS her if she is mean to him. Roly and Nala run in the house ALL day if Nala is playful. Me and my mom hate when Nala is playful. the end ?!

Roly the VEG dog

Roly likes ................................... veg!! crazy isn't it? he likes avocado, veg tacos, carrots, cauliflower, broccoli, peas, and brussels sprouts ........ LOL

Monday, October 18, 2010

The Pupcorn Song

Roly Poly, Roly Poly, cute little Roly,
your fur's like popcorn, and
you are a cute little pup.

You look like a sheep
or just like a mop.
Roly Poly, Roly Poly, cute little Roly.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Roly's Incident

One time me and my mom went to the dog park with Roly. As soon as we got there, there were dogs everywhere, and there were all sorts of toys like hoops and stuff that they could play with. Roly thought he was a human and didn't play with them. We were walking around the dog park and then two girl dogs asked Roly if he wanted to play. Roly started screaming like a baby and all the other dogs came over to check on him. They were barking and stuff and in dog language they were probably asking "Are you okay man?" As we were doing this story, Roly was rubbing his eyes with his paws.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Roly's Hair

Sometimes we call Roly Pupcorn because his hair is puffy and white. Now his hair is turning kind of goldish. He hops up and down like popcorn, but he's a dog, so he's Pupcorn.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Monday, June 28, 2010

Who Is Roly-Poly?

  1. Roly is a fun-loving dog who loves his family very much. Actually, he loves everyone very much! He is very shaggy and curly. He is a maltipoo, but he tries to be a guard dog. Roly loves to eat honey ham, and he always loves to roll over and get his belly rubbed. His favorite pastime is cat wrestling, and he loves to steal cat toys. Sometimes he gets as dirty as a pig which is when we call him Piglegs. Roly loves to bark at the window. Roly thinks he's a human.