Greek Gods and Roly

If Roly was a greek god he would be the god of POPCORN ALL HAIL THE POPCORN GOD! Roly the popcorn god is loved by many women but ONE woman loves Roly MORE than any girl on earth. Her name is ROXY she loves Roly she is the goddess of HAM. Roly and Roxy got married and had two kids ROCKY and RUBY gods of POPCORN and HAM.